Game Description
Teh world of discount mayo is not pretty, peeps. There is this nasty white monster who is riding your butt, doing its best to turn you into monster poo. And all these creeps keep trying to slow you down! In the world of discount mayo, 'easy' is still stupid hard. Fortunately you can customize your character for maximum badness, and blast your way to success. Discount Mayo is the spread you will never forget!
Teh world of discount mayo is not pretty, peeps. There is this nasty white monster who is riding your butt, doing its best to turn you into monster poo. And all these creeps keep trying to slow you down! In the world of discount mayo, 'easy' is still stupid hard. Fortunately you can customize your character for maximum badness, and blast your way to success. Discount Mayo is the spread you will never forget!
Instructions
W/A/D or Left/Up/Right arrows to move; K or spacebar to shoot/action; S or down for menus, Esc to pause
